And we will bring them to justice hopefully very quickly any actual threats of political violence are an attack on our democracy itself no nation can succeed that tolerates violence or the threat of violence as a method of political and intimidation coercion or control we all know that such conduct must be fiercely opposed and firmly prosecuted we want all.
Sides to come together in peace and.

Harmony we can do it we can do it we can do.

It will happen more broadly there’s as much as we can.

Do to bring our nation together for example those engaged in the political ring must stop reading political.

Opponents as being morally defective afternoon the language of moral condemnation and destructive routine these are arguments and disagreements that have to stop no one should carelessly compare political opponents to historical villains.

Which is often said all the time got to stop we should not mob people in public spaces or destroy public property there is one way to settle our disagreements installed peacefully at the ballot box that’s what we want as far as a large international effort.

To bridge our divides and bring people together the media also has a responsibility to set a civil tongue and.

To stop the endless hostility and constant negative and oftentimes false attacks and stores happy they’ve gotta stop bringing people together we’re just 13 days away from a very.

Very important election it’s an election of monumental just if you look at it monumental an important citizen what would you say Monica metaphors there are dramatic differences between our two political parties that we know it is essential for democracy to draw a sharp contrast between the two different platforms put it before the American people and we have a chance to.

Do that right now in many states a November 6 we need more not less the debate about policy issues president try two words.

That continue to sound unnatural together like walrus porn or Tilda Swinton on Tuesday trunk visited the Museum of African American history and culture promising to unite a divided country and if you didn’t hear about.

That it’s probably because it happened on the very same day he did this the Trump administration this morning lane now plans to aggressively crackdown on illegal immigration potentially sparking a steep increase in deportations and.

Stoking fears among immigrant communities okay so that’s upsetting even by Donald Trump’s standards because normally when he wants to terrify an immigrant he just texted Melania coming home early feeling horny this this new plan gives ice agents much greater latitude in who they can pursue and deport and it includes hiring 15,000 new Border Patrol and immigration officers which might actually be.

Difficult as they’ve already had so much trouble finding qualified applicants there are currently.

Around 2,000 vacancies it seems immigration agencies is the hardest job to fill right after personal assistants who.

Mariah Carey I want a limo from a dog and mirrors that make me look like it’s 1997 go gets me there many people were alarmed by the new guidelines and it frankly didn’t help when the president seemed to escalate the stakes out of nowhere we’re getting really bad dudes out of this country and at a rate that nobody’s ever seen before and they’re the bad ones and it’s a.

Military operation okay okay first please stop using a phrase bad dudes please I understand you’re trying to wean yourself off bad hombres but it still feels like a lateral move but more importantly what was that you said.

About a military operation that is a casual way to mention that you’ve deployed the Armed Forces and luckily for everyone any winning actress Melissa McCarthy was on hand to set the record straight the president was using that is in agita that’s happening with precision okay Mel but presidents really need to be precise with language.

Commander-in-chief the term military operation has consequences it’s not just the meaningless words you can throw around like consultants or super foots but please wait please please don’t think that Trump just went after immigrants this week because he targeted children to schools and students are facing uncertainty today after the Trump.

Administration withdrew federal guidance on transgender bathroom use in public schools yes it seems one by one Trump is delivering on.

Entire subsets of the American citizenry concerned about their safety and well-being again hashtag masata cats or bar this is the shortest in so many ways the guidelines had already been suspended last summer and there’s a Supreme Court case that may settle many of these issues on top of which all the guidelines recommended was that students be caused by their preferred name.

Be allowed to use the restrooms and locker rooms consistent with their gender identity and regardless of gender be able to wear a tux to prom or a dress in.

Yearbook photos which is a good rule if the government wants to address an actual problem with yearbooks maybe ban quotes by Dave Matthews really time you’ve got.

So much to say evidence is stacking up to the contrary as we’ve discussed before on.

This show anti-transgender rules like bathroom bills are almost always rooted in deep sexual fear-mongering the idea that they would provide cover for predators to sneak into ladies locker rooms.

Virtually no evidence of that happening what there are reports of are of Trump himself barging in on women and teenagers.

Who competed in his pageants while they changed something that’s in characteristic style he has both denied and being recorded on tape bragging about now.

Go backstage before a show yes and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else and you don’t know men are anywhere and I’m allowed to go in because I’m the owner of the pageant and therefore I’m inspecting.

It is everybody okay and you see this.

Incredible looking women and so I sort of get away with things like that which is exactly why if we really want to protect women from predators let’s stop wasting our time with pointless vindictive bathroom laws.

And instead launch a military operation to ban the President himself from women’s rooms they see that especially for middle-income Americans this will lead to millions of new and really good paying jobs now if you’re thinking that’s.

The most boring Donald Trump speech I’ve ever seen that partly because he was reading that script of a teleprompter not talking.

Off the top of his head so it’s not watching a circus field fold laundry it’s not the thing you normally do I can’t like to you get back to doing the fun stuff must have been pleased to keep him disciplined and on message for an entire hour unfortunately.

The rest of the week quickly devolves because the very next day he made actually suggestion that second amendments people could stop Hillary Clinton and before people could even get over that he’d moved on.

To this Isis is honoring President Obama he is the founder of Isis he’s the founder of Isis I would say the co-founder would be crooked Hillary Clinton what I tell you I will give trumpets at least he made sure to include Hillary as.

Co-founder that feminism hashtag Isis but even when people try to help him reframe it he doubled down conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt pressed him.

On that I know what you meant he meant that he created the vacuum he lost appealing but wiping off a light bulb saying get out of here I’m very buoyant I’m the most important everybody talks about my buoyancy I’m a.

Tremendous floater tumbler sports can work these Isis erupts back on Friday tweeting ratings challenge CNN reports so seriously that I call President Obama and Clinton the founder of Isis and then in all caps they don’t get sarcasm and yes sarcasm is a bullshit excuse it’s the douchebags apology but at least he diffused the situation which.

Which is so much weirder when later that same day he walked his walk back back I said the founder of ice obviously being sarcastic then then but not that sarcastic to be honest wiggle.

To people one who always lies and one who always tells the truth Donald Trump is both of those at once and you’d barely put that whole mess behind him when you Pennsylvania he started up a whole new controversy the only way we can lose in my opinion I really need those Pennsylvania is if shilling goes up the only way they can beat it in my opinion and I need this 100% if in certain.

Sections of the state they cheat okay he leaves it 100 percent so by the time this show airs he’ll presumably have said he was kidding but not but yes but not but maybe but not but yes but not amazing but but what is really worth taking note of there and and.

Is worth thinking about is that he’s suggesting the election may be stolen by his opponent and that’s actually dangerous he’s priming his.

Supporters to question the results when he loses Pennsylvania as polls indicate he will and as all Republican.

Have since 1988 and he’s not just talking to talk here he’s asking his supporters to walk the walk his website now has.

An application that you can fill out to be a trump election day observer now well you know in a way we are all Trump election day observers if you look out your window in November and see 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse you know oh shit they just called Florida and it does see he actually wants people to participate if you go to his website which you absolutely should not and try to try to sign up you’ll be asked to.

You absolutely should not do anyone who wants to give their money to a Manhattan narcissist whose interests begin and ends with the plight.

Of white people should keep in mind that Woody Allen’s Cafe Society is getting decent reviews right now it’s one of the fine ones we wanted to see what actually signing up involved so we signed up without dominating.

And received an email from the campaign saying we are going to do everything we are legally allowed to do to stop cooking Hillary.

From rigging this election which is troubling because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do he’s an attorney wants that to apologize for saying you cannot rape your own spouse and obviously I’m surprised Trump even had.

An attorney I always just presumed he got legal advice from a John Grisham paperback purchased at a white supremacist yard sale but incredibly Trump’s remarks were actually in keeping with the tone he promised this week the Republican nominee proclaimed on Twitter he is a free man quote it’s so nice that the shackles have been taken off me and I can now fight for America the way.

I want to yes the shackles are off which is actually an apt metaphor as it calls the minds both Frankenstein’s monster and a rabid dog and before I start to run through what Trump has sent this week keep in mind we take this show at 6 p.

so here is a rundown of some of.

The things he feasibly could have.

Said between now and the point when we air all those clouds.

People keep saying would be appointed to his cabinets he can get the best deals with China because he is in fact a hundred percent Chinese.

Going to be constructed out of Rosie O’Donnell’s bones abortions are caused by low energy stocks and finally it’s not.

Rape if it happens on a yacht but here is what he has said as of.

Now first he burned bridges with his own party calling Paul Ryan weak and ineffective and then at campaign rallies dolled the knob up to full-on conspiracy theorists Hillary Clinton leads in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of us sovereignty.

This is a conspiracy against you the American people and we can not let this happen or continue holy shit that is not the kind of thing that a presidential candidate says screams inside his concrete bunker because he thinks his soup cans have been bugged by the lizard people in the White.

House but Trump isn’t just rampaging against his political opponents he’s rampaging against his own campaign when one journalist tweeted that at a recent rally a trump supporter was standing in the back shouting stay on the issues his own campaign manager Kellyanne conway responded that was me.

I was there even if she meant that as a joke he’s got a great indication of how much control she has over her candidates he’s like she’s already thinking ahead to her campaign tell-all book.

Or possibly her tell-all trial at The Hague but perhaps most ominously of all Trump took a theme that has been dancing around all this campaign and made it explicitly.

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